Austringer07 Aug 2008 03:44 am
The New Independent: Paris Hilton?
John McCain’s invocation of Paris Hilton in attacking Barack Obama has garnered a response from… Paris Hilton. With tongue firmly in cheek, Hilton takes up McCain’s snideness. She also delivers an energy policy that is at least as sensible as the sound bites delivered by the candidates themselves.
If somebody organized a McCain/Hilton debate, that would be worth buying tickets to see.
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Elsberry W. The New Independent: Paris Hilton?. The Austringer. 2008. Available at: http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/08/07/the-new-independent-paris-hilton/. Accessed December 4, 2008.
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Elsberry, Wesley R.. (2008). The New Independent: Paris Hilton?. Retrieved December 4, 2008, from The Austringer Web site: http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/08/07/the-new-independent-paris-hilton/
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Elsberry, Wesley R.. 2008. The New Independent: Paris Hilton?. The Austringer. http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/08/07/the-new-independent-paris-hilton/ (accessed December 4, 2008).
Harvard citation:
Elsberry, W 2008, The New Independent: Paris Hilton?, The Austringer. Retrieved December 4, 2008, from <http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/08/07/the-new-independent-paris-hilton/>
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Elsberry, Wesley R.. "The New Independent: Paris Hilton?." 7 Aug. 2008. The Austringer. Accessed 4 Dec. 2008. <http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/08/07/the-new-independent-paris-hilton/>
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August 7th, 2008 at 4:05 am
How about asking her to moderate the debates? Or perhaps she could moderate one, and Britney Spears another.
August 7th, 2008 at 8:00 am
I am not sure McCain would survive a debate with the mental juggernaut that is Paris Hilton.
Whoever put that together for her did a great job, and I think that they would do the same capable job in getting her ready for a debate with McCain.
Watch out Johnny McSame! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
“I am not sure McCain would survive a debate with the mental juggernaut that is Paris Hilton.”
GWB lost three debates with Kerry and still won. From what I understand he got C’s in college. McCain graduated 5th from last out of about 900 people, so he should do even better.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:18 am
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Off-topic rants, especially those delivered in all-caps, will not be approved here.