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	<description>Wesley R. Elsberry&#039;s personal weblog, talking about falconry, science, antievolution, computation, and the broken body he lives in.</description>
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		<title>And Now for a Word from Our Sponsor</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/04/18/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re watching one of these reality-TV shows with someone doing a survival stint in the Australian outback. Our hero was discussing the lack of water, and just before the commercial break announced, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to have to drink my own pee.&#8221;
The scene faded to black, and the first commercial came on. It was advertising for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Friday Night Outing</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/03/21/a-friday-night-outing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring has arrived on the calendar. Here in Michigan, what arrived was a heavy snowstorm dropping about four inches of new snow on things. 
Ed Brayton came to Lansing this evening for a performance by a friend of his, Don Reese. I got invited to tag along. We met for dinner at &#8220;Smokey Bones&#8221; at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Culture Takes a Shot at Paranoia</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2008/01/01/pop-culture-takes-a-shot-at-paranoia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As with many guys in the USA on New Year&#8217;s, I&#8217;m in a room with a big screen TV and college football playing. The particular game is the Konica-Minolta Gator Bowl, but the thing that motivated me to write this entry is a commercial from Konica-Minolta. They are selling office equipment (having sold off their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Poem: Amadan&#8217;s Version of &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got a Little List&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/12/21/guest-poem-amadans-version-of-ive-got-a-little-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I asked Amadan if he would be amenable to adding a verse concerning listmaking to his earlier poem. Instead, he came up with a whole new poem, again giving a nod to W.S. Gilbert. Without further delay, here it is.

I&#8217;ve Got a Little List
As the scientists and seculars are all satanic tools
I&#8217;ve got a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Poem: Amadan&#8217;s &#8220;I Am the Very Model of a C-Design-Proponentsist&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/12/19/guest-poem-amadans-i-am-the-very-model-of-a-c-design-proponentsist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the the &#8220;After the Bar Closes&#8221; forum, &#8220;Amadan&#8221; has a timely update of a favorite bit of nonsense. I&#8217;ve added URLs here and there to the original.

In anticipation of a special anniversary tomorrow&#8230;
I Am the Very Model of a C-Design-Proponentsist
[Note: Malicious allegations have been made that this work somehow plagiarises something by W.S. Gilbert. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Discovery Institute Recapitulates Geraldo Rivera&#8217;s &#8220;Al Capone&#8217;s Vault&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Discovery Institute has been engaged in a full-blown media extravaganza in building up to their press conference today to beat up on Iowa State University for their turning down astronomer Guillermo Gonzalez&#8217;s tenure application. After all that foreshadowing and build-up, what did they come up with? Some emails among ISU faculty who did discuss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Antievolution Humor?</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/11/24/antievolution-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commenter &#8220;FtK&#8221; at the YoungCosmos YEC cheerleader weblog expands a bit on an opening post that wonders whether commenters at &#8220;After the Bar Closes&#8221; might choose to neuter themselves.

Oh, and as for neutering the ATBC boys…hey, I’m all for it.

So, going from musing about reproductive choices among critics to espousing some active program (or would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prof. Steve Steve Visits; Dinner and a Mineral Show</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/10/14/prof-steve-steve-visits-dinner-and-a-mineral-show/</link>
		<comments>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/10/14/prof-steve-steve-visits-dinner-and-a-mineral-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 17:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prof. Steve Steve finally stopped taking advantage of the hospitality of the Chicago contingent of the PT/AtBC community, arriving on my doorstep on Friday.
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Prof. Steve Steve seems to have &#8220;Be Prepared&#8221; down pat.
Then we were off to dinner. Ed Brayton picked &#8220;Smokey Bones&#8221; in Lansing as the meeting place. Clockwise around the table, we have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Unnatural Selection</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/09/24/an-unnatural-selection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You see the darndest stuff on Craigslist, and not all of it weird personals or household detritus. Over at Panda&#8217;s Thumb, &#8220;GvlGeologist&#8221; notes a humorous entry on Craigslist concerning M&#038;M candies and one man&#8217;s tournament to find the strongest candy shell.
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		<title>Atomic Theory of Antievolution</title>
		<link>http://austringer.net/wp/index.php/2007/08/13/atomic-theory-of-antievolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Austringer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to describe an atomic theory of antievolution. Antievolution, I assert, is comprised of a large number of elemental arguments. The set of arguments can be arranged and deployed in a number of different ways, just as chemical compounds can be described in terms of atomic constituents.
In the beginning, there was naive creationism. It [...]]]></description>
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